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Small useful tips

#1: Giving a presentation? Always bring a bottle of water to the stage. When you can’t remember what to say, take a drink. Nobody will know the difference.

#2: Can’t find someone to help you in an electronic store? Stand by the most expensive TV and look at the price tag. Someone will be right over.

#3: If you suspect someone is following your car, take four right turns. It forms a circle, and if they are still behind they’re following you.

#4: Put a red cap on a blue pen to prevent people from stealing it. Nobody steals a red pen.

#5: If you ever get caught doing something embarrassing in public, say you lost a bet.

#6: Fifteen minutes of laughter has the same health benefits as 30 min of sit ups.

#7: When shopping, the cheapest items will be on the top and bottom shelves; not eye level.

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