#1: Giving a presentation? Always bring a bottle of water to the stage. When you can’t remember what to say, take a drink. Nobody will know the difference.
#2: Can’t find someone to help you in an electronic store? Stand by the most expensive TV and look at the price tag. Someone will be right over.
#3: If you suspect someone is following your car, take four right turns. It forms a circle, and if they are still behind they’re following you.
#4: Put a red cap on a blue pen to prevent people from stealing it. Nobody steals a red pen.
#5: If you ever get caught doing something embarrassing in public, say you lost a bet.
#6: Fifteen minutes of laughter has the same health benefits as 30 min of sit ups.
#7: When shopping, the cheapest items will be on the top and bottom shelves; not eye level.